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SARU IS A VERY SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL WHO ONLY A SELECT GROUP OF PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE. AND THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE--

☀ Kai; Saru's best friend and boyfriend. Yes, boyfriend. How gay is that? Er, seriously speaking, Saru cares a lot about Kai and is even in love with him, though he finds it difficult to actually express that. Kai is also the only guy Saru is attracted to, anyone else he finds hot is a chick. So basically Kai has a straight boyfriend. Wonderful. He also thinks Kai is slightly insane, but he still loves him for who he is. It's okay if he's special.

☀ Nagasumi; Saru's childhood friend and bro4life. Despite the fact Kai hates him, he still considers Nagasumi one of his closest friends. They play video games and watch almost-porn on HBO together just like best guy friends should do.

☀ Luna; Was totally hot for her in the past, but now he just doesn't really care. Luna wouldn't talk to him anyway.

☀ San; Was jealous of her at first because of Kai's constant I WANT TO BE INSIDE SAN-CHAN attitude in the past, but not so much anymore. He thinks she's nice and hot like every other girl he knows, but it doesn't really go beyond that.

☀ Asuna; Same person blahblah fuck links. Asuna is probably the first girl who hasn't thrown Saru out a window- wait nevermind she did that. Even though she knows he's a pervert and such, she doesn't seem to care about that and always tries to help him when it comes to Kai, despite also liking that damn tsundere. Saru finds this pretty cool of her, so he doesn't mind if she also likes Kai. He even sends her pictures of Kai to bother her. He also thinks she's hot, but saying that would probably only earn him a punch in the face.

☁ Hayate; HATRED. RAGE. HE DOESN'T GET A SUN. Actually while Saru seems to loath Hayate with all of his being, he doesn't mind him that much sometimes, especially when Hayate openly helps Saru all the time. Though the reason Saru dislikes him is because he worked for Kai for a while in the past, and he got very somewhat jealous. ):

☀ Nagi; Hayate's REAL master, and probably the only other girl who shares the same tastes as Saru. Though he finds it hard to tell if she really likes his company or not. Nagi usually only talks to Saru when it comes to Kai, though. She believes their relationship is a game and she's the player behind the screen.

☁ Kidd; Saru might just hate Kidd more than he hates Hayate, AND KIDD DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! It's because Kai seems to have gotten close to Kidd, so Saru feels a little threatened. YOU WOULD TOO IF EVERYONE WHO GOT CLOSE TO YOUR BOYFRIEND COULD BEAT YOU UP.

☀ Chao; THE FIRST GIRL TO ASK HIM TO SHOW HER VIDEO GAMES. He was touched- TOUCHED, MAN. Okay seriously, Saru respects Chao a lot and miiiight even be attracted to her, BUT HE'LL NEVER SAY THAT. HE LIKES LIVING.

☁ Chris Hanson; Saru loves this guy. No, seriously. He totally does.