Saru

*LOCATION: NEGI'S DORM. kai, saru and boy genius mage negi are moving a couch out of the way of the room! why? well, saru finally gave into kai to do that damn pactio, and eva said she wouldn't help anymore because she's a bitch. SO THERE'S ONLY ONE WACKY WIZARD TO TURN TO...!*

*STANDING ON A BENCH, LOOKING THROUGH A PAIR OF BINOCULARS--

i wonder what he's doing. DON'T YOU?*

*HEY I HAVEN'T MADE A SARU GENPOST IN A WHILE HUH? the hayate one doesn't count-

ANYWAY saru is looking at a newspaper on a bench outside. i like putting my characters on benches apparently. he looks a little confused and frustrated. WHAT IS HE DOING? YOU COULD ASK GASP*

*a familiar scene of "saru" sleeping in "his" bed, shifting around and trying to block out those pesky sun rays...*

*in front of the restaurant he's working at, sweeping the walkway that leads inside. HE LOOKS PRETTY GOD DAMN BORED, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM?*

*standing in front of his dorm's door, he hasn't been there in over a week! because-- GOD YOU ALL KNOW THE STORY. he slowly slides the key into the lock and turns the knob, creaking the door open...*

*IN THE LOBBY with a backpack flung over his shoulder. he seems to be looking for something, or perhaps someone. why don't you talk to him IF YOU DARE actually don't worry unless you're kidd or hayate*

(I need to stop letting this bother me... this time, I can definitely find out for sure...!)

*saru is currently chillin' outside on a bench under a tree. he has his feet up on the bench as he scribbles stuff down in a notebook (yes he's still doing that)*

*chopping down a tree sitting all over a comfy chair in the lounge. he's not really doing anything, just watching people with a bored expression and in a position that probably looks painful.

TALK TO HIM*

*walking back and forth in the living room, waiting for kai to come back from... idk training. he's awfully nervous and worried because he accidentally told akeno things he shouldn't have...*

*so saru's in the cafeteria grabbing some dessert. why? because... it's a change from the lounge and hallways that's why. >8( EITHER WAY PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TALK TO THIS FINE LAD. I PROMISE HE'LL BE MORE SOCIAL THAN USUAL REALLY*

*KNOCKIN' ON SATORI'S DOOR, HE HAS A BAG WITH HIM AS WELL*

*since we don't like spamming caketown with our shit, FOR THE UNAWARE: saru got fired from that last job because of kai and he's been working in the library up until now! YEAH WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT? but just because he works with books doesn't mean he has to read them duh. SO HERE HAVE SARU PUTTING SOME BOOKS BACK ON A SHELF LALALA*

*IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT HE WANTS CANNED OR BOTTLED SODA. GOD THIS IS SUCH A TOUGH DECISION*

Hmm...

*so because of the whole credit card ordeal, saru is back to working. but instead of that lame-o game shop, he got a job at... a restaurant! and works behind the juice bar and ocassionally waiter- BUT RIGHT NOW HE IS MAKING A NON-ALCOHOLIC MARGARITA FOR THIS RANDOM CUSTOMER. AND MAN IS HE LOOKING PRETTY SNAZZY*

*sitting on the couch flipping a pillow around as he waits for kai to come out. HE HAS NO KIMONO ON HE'S NOT CULTURAL ENOUGH FOR IT*

*is standing outside the hotel kicking the ground and just... looking and walking around a little. HE KNOWS KAI TOLD HIM NOT TO GO OUTSIDE BUT GOD DAMN IT'S BORING IN THE HOTEL ROOM OKAY. though he decided to listen to kai just a little by staying close to the hotel instead of wandering around like last time. yeah. bother him*

*after being distracted by lolsuna for a while, saru finally returns to his lair... i mean dorm. not only that, it seems a delicious scent fills the air... i wonder what it could be!*

*SO SARU IS OUTSIDE SINGING WITH THE BIRDS AND TREES WRITING AND DRAWING RANDOM SHIT IN THE SNOW IDK MAN MAYBE BOXMAN IS THERE*